Girls are cool

Arden, "When I grow up I'm going to listen to my girls.  If they ask me if they can go to the park I'll say yes because playing at the park is good for you."

Me, "What if you have boys?"

She looks at me like I have two heads and like that never crossed her mind. "I'm not having booooyyyyys!," she says with disgust."

Me, "How do you know that?  You could have nothing but boys."

"No way, children boys are craaaazy. They are nuts.  Girls are cool."

Me, "well you're a girl and you're crazy."

Arden, "Well that's because I'm special."

No confidence issues here, folks.