"Jack, it's time for your nap."
"But I don't want to. Watching TV is my FAVORITE!"
"Too bad, you still need to take a nap."
"Taking naps is too hard. And taking naps make me sick."
"You don't seem sick to me."
He then proceeds to cough. "See!"
"Are you lying? You know you'll be in trouble for lying."
"No ma'am. Arden is. Arden is lying" (he blames everything on Arden)
"Arden's not even here, she's at school."
I then give him my stern mean mom look, now he knows he's really in trouble.
He nervously laughs and tries to soften me with, "Mommy, you're funny. You're hilarious."
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