My New Song.

This is my new song for the kids (sung to the tune of Rain Rain Go Away).  The cold has made me a bit crazy.

Cold, cold, get out of here,
Come again another year.
Little children want to play outside,
Ride on bikes and slide on slides.
Your chilly bite on my nose,
Makes me shudder down to my toes.

Cold, cold get out of here,
Come again another year!
Trying to train for a marathon,
But end up keeping my jammies on.
You would be cool if you brought some flurries
But all you bring is ice and worries.

Cold, cold get out of here,
Come again another year!
I can't deal with your bipolar-ness,
It makes the kids a snotty mess.
One moment's cold and another's hot,
And then one day there's Dippin Dots.

Cold, cold get out of here,
Come again another year!
The winter I would be quick to pardon,
If it didn't kill my garden.
I know I'll gripe when it's a hundred degrees
When my hair 'fros and there's no breeze.
With sticky air and mosquito bites,
But I'd rather that than freezing nights.

Cold, cold get out of here,
Come again another year!
Cabin fever and losing my cool,
I need to lay out by Jess' pool.
Winter blues I have for sure,
Swimsuit, floatie, and sun will cure!